This is the first day of a new chapter.

Today I came up with the first line of my memoir. I am excited about the author that is writing for me, I can’t tell you how exceptional he is.

Ready? Here it is…

I am as close to a Superhero as a human can be. Superhero strength? Check. Strong moral code? Check. Tragic back story? Check. I’ve got it all. But in the place of the cape and tights, I wear old Vans high-tops that were partially chewed on by a dog and nerd shirts. Where fictional superheroes have perfect hair, my straight and long strawberry blonde hair is worthy of being an add-on to the Eagle Scout’s basic rope knots list. You can say that I look less like a superhero and more like all the disheveled female aliens after being around Captain Kirk for more than 10 minutes.

Eh? Eh?

Needs work, but we’re working on it.